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GME Hat – “10.75 Billion” Classic Dad Cap
GME Hat – “10.75 Billion” Classic Dad Cap
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As of June 12, 2025, GameStop has officially completed its convertible note offering — raising a total of $3.2B across both tranches. Zero interest, due 2032, convertible into stock. The result? A massive $10.75B cash pile.
Enter the “10.75 Billion” Classic Dad Cap — the ultimate badge of survival. Because when your calls expire worthless and the IV crush hits like a truck, at least the balance sheet is stacked… and so is your drip.
Whether you’re a diamond-handed fundamentalist, a chart-swinging technician, or just here for the vibes, this hat lets the world know: “I took an L... but GME took the bag.” Soft, breathable, and emotionally supportive — just like a good coping mechanism.
💥 What This Hat Represents:
- $10.75 billion in cash — GameStop’s new ammo count
- Convertible notes = zero-interest capital flex 📈
- Short-dated calls = instant regret 💀
- You = coping in style
🧢 Hat Details:
- Embroidered “10.75 Billion” design — a number that hurts and heals
- 100% cotton (Green Camo: 65% polyester / 35% cotton)
- Unstructured, low-profile classic dad fit
- Adjustable strap with antique brass buckle
- Curved visor to block out your brokerage app
📈 Great For:
- $GME bulls and burned-out call buyers
- Options traders living in spreadsheet purgatory
- Finance meme page admins
- Gifts for your favorite high-IV addict
- Anyone fluent in “dilution” and “copium”
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